If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?

I think that women are wonderful but I've never met one yet who didn't show more feeling than logic.

In the first place I'm sure Hitler did not write that damned testament himself. Probably some swine like Bormann wrote it for him. But I don't see what is so t…

All Quatch. Nobody knows the real Goring. I am a man of many parts, but the autobiography, what does that tell you? Nothing. And those books put out by the par…