(On receiving Best Actor in a Drama) 'I don't know whether to be happy or ashamed, because I thought we made a comedy.'

'All you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.'

'You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police. Everybody else you tell the truth to.'

You know, in all honesty, we all have our favorite forms. I would have to say, as a young person tasting material, O. Henry, with all those weird, paradoxical …

To me Psycho was a big comedy. Had to be.

Farce may often border on tragedy; indeed, farce is nearer tragedy in its essence than comedy is.

When you're trying to find that line between are you doing comedy, are you doing drama, what are you doing, Martin, for me, anchors it very often, because he a…