I'm not hard to get along with.

I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fic…

I would say that there are certain glittering generalities that can be made about every sign that will hold true about everybody who's a member of that sign. F…

There's something about blonds that triggers a lightheartedness. People can't take you seriously. Brunettes are more mysterious.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.