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Now NASA is on an unmanned space mission to the moon. I think NASA should redirect and have an unmanned space mission to Washington, DC, and try to find out if there is any intelligent life left in the Nation's Capital.

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  1. Beam me up!
  2. I think Congress should take the IRS, handcuff them to a chain-link fence, and flog them with their own damn Tax Code.
  3. Many of them are so dumb they could throw themselves at the ground and miss.
  4. I want you to disregard all the opposing counsel has said. I think they're delusionary. I think they've had something funny for lunch in th…
  5. I will take with me a file, a chisel, a knife, I will try and get some major explosives, try to fight my way out.
  6. Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough [:] Do I do my hair with a Weed Wha…
  7. I wanted to have Playboy bunnies come on at night to meet with me. I wanted to be promiscuous with them.
  8. I will break out of prison and I'll make a neck tie out of some these bureaucrats.

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