I will take with me a file, a chisel, a knife, I will try and get some major explosives, try to fight my way out.

I want you to disregard all the opposing counsel has said. I think they're delusionary. I think they've had something funny for lunch in their meal, I think th…

Am I different? Yeah. Deep down, you know you want to wear wider bottoms; you're just not secure enough [:] Do I do my hair with a Weed Whacker? I admit.

I think Congress should take the IRS, handcuff them to a chain-link fence, and flog them with their own damn Tax Code.