The number of times I have been declared dead is statistically insignificant,although admittedly non-zero.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The author jokes that being declared dead is a frequent occurrence for him, implying he survives many close calls or rumors.
- In plain terms
- People say he is dead many times but he is still alive.
- What can you take from it?
- Don't believe rumors about your demise until you see proof.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- Why do people assume others are dead?
- How do you handle false rumors?
Another view
The humor relies on context about the author's public profile not provided here.
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