I loathe the expression 'What makes him tick.' It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doctor.

'...he's really awesome and really horrible' --Anonymous young boy, 2007.

When I read Shakespeare I am struck with wonder That such trivial people should muse and thunder In such lovely language.

That is simple my friend: because politics is more difficult than physics.