C (it's not just a language, it's a grade) [14]

Browser compatibility problems are nature's way of saying 'stop trying to be so fuckin' clever'. [13]

Professionalism has no place in art, and hacking is art. Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer. [15]

Don't do drugs, kids. Stay in school. [12]