If you're using Windows, go fuck yourself. [10]

My one purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. [9]

I've noticed that when I get quoted in .sig files, it's never any of the actual *clever* things I say all the time. Usually it's something dumb. [11]

Your 'use case' should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?[8]