More from Jerky Boys

  1. (In regard to Howard Stern) 'And he invited me fishing and he whipped me with the rods'
  2. 'And he's got this silly looking Santa hat on, next thing he's down at my pants. He's trying to pull the fuckin', the balls outta my pants!'
  3. (In regard to Howard Stern) 'He says terrible things on the airwaves'
  4. '(to a diamond dealer) I got some stones I wanna get rid of. I whacked a fucker out last night and I need to get rid of these stones.'(from…
  5. 'Can't you see how evil and vicious you're being towards me?'
  6. '(to receptionist) I got a little side job for you, honey. Get me someone I can talk to. I'm a very busy man!' (from 'Diamond Dealer')
  7. 'We call her Gimpy. That's not very nice but...what's she gonna do about it?' (from 'Sol's Turnstile')
  8. 'Some guy told me I parked to close to his car - I busted his jaw for him.' (from 'Drinking Problem')

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