More from Jerky Boys

  1. (In regard to Howard Stern) 'And he invited me fishing and he whipped me with the rods'
  2. (In regard to Howard Stern) 'He says terrible things on the airwaves'
  3. 'Can't you see how evil and vicious you're being towards me?'
  4. 'We call her Gimpy. That's not very nice but...what's she gonna do about it?' (from 'Sol's Turnstile')
  5. 'I'm Gary Dell'Abate's mom. This is his mom.' (from 'Bright')
  6. 'It's not right what you did to my beautiful horse-faced boy! I'm gonna come down there and kick you in your cunt you sick bitch!' (from 'B…
  7. Sol: Hello, I bought glasses there, my name is Sol Rosenberg. Optometrist: Yes? Sol: And my eyes are going crazy. Optometrist: Okay. Let me…
  8. '...then I woke up with my pants unbuttoned.' (from 'Dental Malpractice')

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