I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.

I attribute the quarrelsome nature of the Middle Ages young men entirely to the want of the soothing weed.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.