Joe Orton Quotes on Marriage

4 quotes

  1. Fay: You've been a widower for three days. Have you considered a second marriage yet? McLeavy: No. Fay: Why not? McLeavy: I've been so busy with the funeral.

  2. Mrs Prentice: My uterine contractions have been bogus for some time! Prentice: What a discovery! Married to the mistress of the fraudulent climax.

  3. Mrs Prentice: Have you taken up transvestism? I'd no idea our marriage teetered on the edge of fashion.

  4. Prentice: It's ridiculous. I'm a married man. Match: Marriage excuses no one the freaks' roll-call.

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