If I was in Hollywood and I got bitten by a zombie, I would want to stay a zombie and then take down as many people as I could,

It's always the same thing that drives me -- a type of character or personality that I've never done before, or that allows me to try out some new acting techn…

But if I'm out here, let me be. I want to bite as many people as I can. Bite them back, so to speak.

I've been bouncing off the walls since childhood. Expelled from school. In trouble. Kid with no future. Comedy was the only answer.

When you hear me singing you get the rifle down and the flashlight, aiming for my brain, but you always miss and when you set out the poison I piss on it to wa…

Foul canker of fair virtuous action, Vile blaster of the freshest blooms on earth, Envys abhorred child, Detraction, I here expose, to thy all-tainting breath,…

It's this way: being captured is beside the point, the point is not to surrender.