Only an a--hole would put together a budget like this. I wouldn't call you an a--hole unless you really were an a--hole.

At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.

Presidential ambition is a disease that can only be cured by embalming fluid.

The vice president has only two obligations: Inquire daily into the health of the president, and attend the funerals of Third World dictators.