More from Joseph Heller

  1. Fools hate knowledge.
  2. Gold was opposed to segregation and equally opposed to integration. Certainly he did not believe that women or homosexuals should suffer pe…
  3. If the chance ever comes to you to fall in love, grab it, every time. You might always live to regret it, but you won't find anything to be…
  4. Every writer I know has trouble writing.
  5. God is a murderer, imagine that. I told you I had the best story in the Bible, didn't I? I have always known that He was. Sooner or later H…
  6. When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'
  7. I imagine that God Himself frequently wants to feel like a king. Why else would He create the world?
  8. 'The truth is whatever people will believe is the truth. Don't you know history?'

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