Quote #102
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
More from Josh Billings
- Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
- Remember the poor, it costs nothing.
- Man is my brother, and I am nearer related to him through his vices than I am through his virtue.
- Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
- Man was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting lower ever since.
- The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.
- Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
- The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.