Quote #85
Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.
More from Josh Billings
- Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
- Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
- As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.
- Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day.
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
- Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
- The wealth ov a person should be estimated, not bi the amount he haz, but bi the use he makes ov it.
- Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.