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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
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Don't despise your poor relations, they may become suddenly rich one day.
Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.
Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at.
I have finally come to the conclusion that a good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome.
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
In youth we run into difficulties, in old age, difficulties run into us.
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