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What does it mean?
A luncheon is humorously defined as a lunch that takes an extremely long time.
In plain terms
Luncheons are lunches that drag on forever.
What can you take from it?
Be aware that social meals can become excessively long.

Where it applies

  • social events
  • business lunch
  • formal gatherings

Putting it to work

  • plan for delays
  • manage time
  • set expectations

Questions to consider

  • How do we define social time?
  • When does formality become waste?

Another view

It relies on hyperbole and may not apply to all lunches.

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