'Ralph Lauren was borin' before I worn him'

'Make black history every day, I don't need a month.'

'I know it's past visitin hours, but can I please give her these flowers?'

'You don't remember when you was my sweetest? You don't remember I called you Reese's Pieces? 'Cause there's no wrong way to do you know what!'

'Don't you like this hat?' 'No, sir.' 'Well, I do,' I replied rather cleverly, and went out with it tilted just that merest shade over the left eye which makes…

I don't care how stylish something is if it doesn't flatter me.

Having an interest in clothes is a sign of vanity and English men don't like to be seen to be vain. That's what is so fantastic about this format, it gives men…