'Man, I promise I'm so self conscious/Thats why you always see me with at least one of my watches'

I am the greatest show on Earth.

'And I can't even go to the grocery store without some ones that's clean and a shirt with a team/It seems we living the American dream but people highest up go…

Ya'll might as well get the music ready 'cause this is gonna take a while. When I had my accident, I found out at that moment, nothing in life is promised exce…

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[Citing a familiar 'American joke':] In Boston they ask, How much does he know? In New York, How much is he worth? In Philadelphia, Who were his parents?

I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car.