Hammer Horror, Hammer Horror, Won't leave me alone. The first time in my life, I leave the lights on To ease my soul.

You stood in the belltower, But now you're gone. So who knows all the sights Of Notre Dame?

I've got a hunch that you're following, To get your own back on me. So all I want to do is forget You, friend.

Maybe you're lonely, And only want a little company, But keep your recipes For the rats to eat, And may they rest in peace with coffee homeground.

For me, the scariest thing about a serial killer is that there's somebody who lives next door to you, running power tools late into the night, and you don't kn…

We may only feel really comfortable with horror as long as we can see the zipper running up the monster's back, when we understand that we are not playing for …

My solar plexus was tight with fear as I ploughed on. Halfway up I stopped, exhausted. I could look down 10,000 feet between my legs, and I have never felt mor…