History is merely a list of surprises. ... It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. Please write that down.

Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. Why don't you take a flying fuck at the moooooooooon!

If you can do no good, at least do no harm.

Eliza and I composed a precocious critique of the Constitution of the United States of America ... We argued that is was as good a scheme for misery as any, si…

It is almost always impossible to evaluate at the time events which you have already experienced, and to understand their meaning with the guidance of their ef…

To-morrow is, ah, whose?

For the first time in history, the human species as a whole has gone into politics. Everyone is in the act, and there is no telling what may come of it.