If you want to take my guns away from me, and you're all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and you're for the poor, you're a liberal. If you are against those perversions and for the rich, you're a conservative. What could be simpler?

I have to say this in defense of humankind: No matter in what era in history, including the Garden of Eden, everybody just got there. And, except for the Garde…

So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.

Listen. All great literature is about what a bummer it is to be a human being: Moby Dick, Huckleberry Finn, The Red Badge of Courage, the Iliad and the Odyssey…

The fight for ideals can no longer take the form of fight between nations, because the lines of division on moral questions are within the nations themselves a…

I never met a Socialist, or a Socialist cause, that I didn't like.

I do not like to call myself a Liberal, because there is so much that is wrong with liberalism. I also do not like to call my a Conservative for exactly the sa…