We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

While we were being bombed in Dresden, sitting in a cellar with our arms over our heads in case the ceiling fell, one slider said as though he were a duchess i…

Life is no way to treat an animal.

[America's soldiers] are being treated ... like toys a rich kid got for Christmas.

It is only when we realize that life is taking us nowhere that it begins to have meaning.

The first thing I remember about the world:is that I was a stranger in it. This feeling, which is at once the glory and desolation of homo sapiens, provides th…

Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish - a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who…