More from Kurt Vonnegut

  1. I never knew a writer's wife who wasn't beautiful.
  2. The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the p…
  3. The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure…
  4. Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he shit thin gruel. This was in accordance with the Third Law of Motion accordi…
  5. Pretend to be good always, and even God will be fooled.
  6. Derby described the incredible artificial weather that Earthlings sometimes create for other Earthlings when they don't want those other Ea…
  7. Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you…
  8. Things die. All things die.

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