More from Kurt Vonnegut

  1. Derby described the incredible artificial weather that Earthlings sometimes create for other Earthlings when they don't want those other Ea…
  2. All through the day I'm so confident. That's why I'm such a good salesman, you know? I have confidence, and I look like I have confidence, …
  3. Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he shit thin gruel. This was in accordance with the Third Law of Motion accordi…
  4. Maybe God has let everybody who ever lived be reborn - so he or she can see how it ends. Even Pitecanthropus erectus and Australopithecus a…
  5. The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the p…
  6. You know what gets me? ... How everybody says 'fuck' and 'shit' all the time. I used to be scared shitless I'd say 'fuck' or 'shit' in publ…
  7. So it goes.
  8. The new heroism - put a village idiot into a pressure cooker, seal it up tight, and shoot him at the moon.

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