THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN CONTROL PEOPLE IS TO LIE TO THEM. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.

You are only three or four hours from taking your glasses off for keeps.

Rate of change is this mathematics known as Calculus. ... Now I hope you understand this, because I've never been able to make head nor tail of it. It must be …

Scientology is the only specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns.