You have to admit that it's difficult to misplace the Perl sources. :-)

What is the sound of Perl? Is it not the sound of a wall that people have stopped banging their heads against?

Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.

Unix is like a toll road on which you have to stop every 50 feet to pay another nickel. But hey! You only feel 5 cents poorer each time.

A place for everything, and everything in its place.

As you know, Bergson pointed out that there is no such thing as disorder but rather two sorts of order, geometric and living. Mine is clearly living. The folde…

'I remember Adam gave me this crappy piece of binder paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn and some had checks by them, some had stars, some wer…