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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying - but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Interviewer: You once said you had a drug problem... Lily: Yeah, I still do. It's so hard to find good grass these days.
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