Quote #31

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it....

More from Lily Tomlin

  1. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
  2. Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
  3. Interviewer: You once said you had a drug problem... Lily: Yeah, I still do. It's so hard to find good grass these days.
  4. When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.
  5. Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying - but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?
  6. It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
  7. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
  8. All my life, I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.

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