Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

Note that nobody reads every post in linux-kernel. In fact, nobody who expects to have time left over to actually do any real kernel work will read even half. …

I'm a bastard. I have absolutely no clue why people can ever think otherwise. Yet they do. People think I'm a nice guy, and the fact is that I'm a scheming, co…

If you still don't like it, that's ok: that's why I'm boss. I simply know better than you do.

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil (or at least most of it) in programming.

My programming language was solder.