More from Lord Stratford

  1. Since the great days of Jimmy Greaves, it's the only time anyone's managed to score five times in a Chelsea shirt.
  2. We'll look back and wonder who were these barbarous people, just like we look back at those who supported bull-baiting
  3. At one point Portillo was polishing his jackboots and planning the next advance. And the next thing is he shows up as a TV presenter. It is…
  4. Personally I wish the police had truncheoned the English fans to death, but I can't really say that on the record.
  5. Living proof that a pig's bladder on the end of a stick can be elected to Parliament
  6. I am finding the inherent politeness of this place quite destabilising. Having come from a House where politeness is about as rare as an or…
  7. To make matters worse, they have elected a foetus as the party leader. I bet a lot of them wish they had not voted against abortion now!
  8. I could have been a serious athlete, only to have my promise cut short when I discovered Woodbines and women. Thankfully I have long since …

All Lord Stratford quotes