I like go to bed and get up soon, in that one I'm antispanish.

Like the majority of deaf people, I don't like blind people much.

A paranoiac is like a poet, born, not made. (Un paranoico como un poeta, nace, no se hace)

Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a coup…