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I have had enough of the Pop, the Pope who really held on, he really held on, he wasn't going anywhere, he was just fucking haging on, and the press could not wait for him to die. They were just waiting outside that whole saturday when he died, but he wouldn't die, all day they were just fucking waiting, like: 'He's not dead yet! But he might be when we come back from dis commercial!'

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