The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

They did not know it was impossible, so they did it!

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at h…

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. (Sometimes quoted as newspapers.)

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Her strong sense that neither she nor any human being deserved less than was given, did not blind her to the fact that there were others receiving less who had…

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.