Quote #206
Tomorrow is the yesterday of two days from now.
More from Mark Twain
- Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- I'm sorry this letter is so long, but I did not have time to make it shorter.
- The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
- Whiskey is for drinking. Water is for fighting over.
- There are three kinds of lies - Lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
- The minority is always in the right. The majority is always in the wrong.
- Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.