I don't want to spread the peanut butter of my personality on the moldy bread of the commercial press.

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.

If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.

He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald. (on Frank Sinatra)

Basically there's a gulf between truth and untruth, I don't want to be too mathematical about it, because I'm not very good at maths. But it's a divide between…

Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism…

newspapers ask intimate questions want confessions they reach into my head to steal the glory of my story