Most women are not so young as they are painted.

The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all.

To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine.

I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.

One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small, And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.

Sister, look ye, How, by a new creation of my tailor's I've shook off old mortality.

'I am but a draper in a room of wool, looking at the patterns, feeling like a fool. I'm going to take my fabric, stretch it to the seams, I want to find what's…