Stop this war! Shame on you Hobbits! Shame on you! This is a fictitious war! This Lord was not elected by the popular - [a computer-generated Oliphaunt steps on Moore, crushing him].

There is a lot of talk amongst Bush's opponents that we should turn this war over to the United Nations. Why should the other countries of this world, countrie…

He is probably choking on a pretzel or something. I hope nobody tells him that I have won this award while he is eating a pretzel. ... He has the funniest line…

Halliburton is not a 'company' doing business in Iraq. It is a WAR PROFITEER, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans. In past wars they would h…