Now I know how Joan of Arc felt, As the flames rose to her Roman nose And her Walkman started to melt...

Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno...

As Anthony said to Cleopatra as he opened a crate of ale: 'Oh, I say, some girls are bigger than others, Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' mothe…

And when I'm lying in my bed, I think about life and I think about death. And neither one particularly appeals to me.