I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper. (1985)

(On Band Aid) The whole implication was to save these people in Ethiopia, but who were they asking to save them? Some 13-year-old girl in Wigan! People like Th…

(On Freud) He just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vica…

(On David Bowie) (He is) not the person he was. He is no longer David Bowie at all. Now he gives people what he thinks will make them happy, and they're yawnin…