I believe in [the idea of resiting to lying to make something more interesting] but I've never found it necessary. But I'll certainly consider it for the future.

The Cure, a new dimension to the word 'crap'.

I've always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

That was the problem with the 'celibate' word because they don't consider for a moment that you'd rather not be, but you just are. I was never a sexual person.