I'm the most recognized and loved man that ever lived 'cause there weren't no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn't know about them.

I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.

If my fans think I can do everything I say I can do, then they're crazier than I am.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

He got used early to the adulation of a wide public and eventually decided that he could do without it; long before the end, fame had to chase him far harder t…

An actor's a guy, who if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.

I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir.