'And this is Ralf Schumacher the youngest driver in F1 at only 21 years old, and of course he is the son of twice world champion Michael!' (PF: Any rumours that Mick Schumacher already has a GP2 drive are entirely false, of course! And Ralf is Michael's younger brother, not son.)

Murray: There's a car coming into the pits now, they're so unreliable with all those electronics on board.

Monza 96. Remember those stupid tyre stacks on the kerbs which got scattered around the track on the first lap? Camera cuts to single tyre in the middle of the…

'Rally points scoring is 20 for the fastest, 18 for the second fastest, right down to 6 points for the slowest fastest.'