'He's won it! And there was no question of him winning it! Except from his competitors!'

'Now, for real spectacular driving... watch this!' (Car flips over)

'And he's gone off the track, into the kitty litter!'

'Damon Hill, there he is, he in... er, leading the Belgian Grand Prix, for the first time in a Jordan! He's leading the race, for the first time, since he led …