'It must be Barrichelo, it must be Barrichelo .. no no, it's Schumacher!!! It's Schumacher!!! Oh my goodness!!! Michael Schumacher is out of the German Grand Prix!!!'.

'And now, excuse me while I interrupt myself.'

(Adelaide 1991, race stopped in appauling conditions) 'Oh... hello-hello? That's Riccardo Patrese, going up to tell the officials what the time of day is!'

'He's right up tight behind him pushing hard!'