'Oh that's the Forti, and, it looks like, err, its Roberto Moreno's car , the err Brazilian .. I was going to say the elderly Brazilian , he's only 36 but he's actually the oldest driver in the race at the present moment, though he's just retired from it!'

'Well done Ukyo, well done Ukyo, you are a Japanese gentleman!' [as Katayama got out of the way for Schumacher and Villeneuve, Jerez 1997]

'Hill, Hill ... Hill is in, he's beneath me now... and he's got slicks! It's slicks! He got a new set of slicks! This is strange' (as it was raining!)

'And why would they want a bigger rear wing? Because a bigger rear wing means more downforce, more downforce means more grip, more grip means more transmission…