'And we have had 5 races so far this year, Brazil, Argentina, Imola, Schumacher and Monaco!'

'The Benetton handling superbly as ever. Williams have worked very very ####### this car at the beginning of the season.'

'And Damon Hill is coming into the pit lane, yes it's Damon Hill coming into the Williams pit, and Damon Hill in the pit, no it's Michael Schumacher!'

'....Schumacher crosses the line to start another lap, and there's nothing there!'